1. My favorite place to masturbate is ________ ?
Hmm... either in the bathroom or at the keyboard (no, I'm not aiming at it! What kind of pervs are you? Certainly not geeky, or you'd know how hard it is to clean cum out of a keyboard. Besides, I'm old enough that when I hear "At the keyboard" my mind automatically adds in, "of the mighty Wurlitzer Organ."
2. Have you ever masturbated in public? What were the circumstances?
No, never, nyet, nada, non.
3. Do you like mutual masturbation? Why?
For awhile, it was the only way my wife/slave and I could pleasure each other, so while I've done it, I don't really prefer it.
4. When was the last time you masturbated?
Being 60, I suffer from CRS... so I don't remember.
5. Have you ever masturbated on camera?
See my reply to question 1.
...Oh, you mean, have I ever created photographic evidence of my
6. Do you like to watch people masturbate?
Yes. I also like to watch paint dry, cement harden, mold grow on cheese and/or bread and the America's Cup yacht racing series.</sarcasm>
Bonus: Have you filmed yourself masturbating? Care to share that film via a link?
See my reply to question 5. No, the second reply. Therefore, there is no link.
Oh, yes. One more important thing. I want to remind you all that: