Friday, February 22, 2013

"They've Always Beein Good To Me"-Flash Fiction Friday, February 22, 2013

(Gardener's note: Another Friday, another Flash Fiction Friday challenge from AdvizerToAll.  The challenge this time: 250 words or less, using somewhere in the story a synonym for "fixed" but not the word itself and writing about the following picture.   There is a bonus for including a link to my favorite Tumblr other than his.  Go to his blog, Free Advice is worth what you pay for it to see who else contributed this week!)

The kitchen faucet needed servicing. I went to my neighbor across the hall for a recommendation. “Call Pat's Plumbing” she said. “They've always been good to me.” So I did. Pat said “I'll have a plumber there ASAP.”

Twenty minutes later, I heard a knock. “Pat's Plumbing” the person on the other side said. It was Pat. “Come in,” I replied, then I started to explain my problem. “I need my kitchen faucet repaired-the leak is getting worse.” The overalls-wearing plumber got right on the job, not even taking their ball cap off. Since I don't like to hover around and bother professionals while they work, I went back into my bedroom and got on the computer.

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

The Erotic Home: TMI Tuesday, February 5, 2013

1. When you bought your bed frame, did you evaluate it in terms of ropes, handcuffs, etc?
Sadly, no. We could only afford a cheap metal frame.
2. Aside from beds, was sex ever a major consideration in choosing a piece of furniture?
My wife says chose the sofa and loveseat because they had large rounded armrests that she felt would be perfect for my bending her over for spankings or sex.
3. Have you ever had anyone else (friend, mom) say a piece of your furniture was inappropriate because it was clearly for sexual purposes?
No... at least, not yet.
4. Do you have a piece of furniture that has a stain caused by bodily fluids (baby vomit not included)?
Um..., yes.
5. Do you have anything in your beside table you wouldn’t want your father or mother to know about?
Not in the bedside table. In the bottom drawer of my dresser, however... and then there's the toybag in the closet in the computer room....
6. Do you own any exercise equipment that is useful for sex?
What's exercise equipment? I have looked at one of those weight benches with the adjustable back. My wife has problems standing so I was thinking of using that so she could sit during floggings.
7. Aside from your bedroom, what room do you have sex in most often?
Living room.
8. Do you have any electronics (TV, stereo) etc in your bedroom that are on during sex?
No, unless you count the DVR recording any programs we might miss...

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